While Lively may have a more successful career, I’d take Adam Brody over Ryan Reynolds any damn day.

The fact that Blake Lively is more successful than her is the most Serena van der Woodson thing to ever happen

Are you suggesting that Sean was less than assiduous in his word selection?

As I Jew, I speak for all the sane Jews*, when I say we fucking hate Miller, Kushner, and Ivanka. Fuck them and allowing themselves to be used as tokens. Fuck them and how they misrepresent our values to the world. Fuck them for providing anti-semitism a voice.

Puzder is reportedly “very tired of the abuse...”

I’m just here to high five this article. And you!

Having watched this, it appears to be one guy with a black lives matter sign and while I adore this man dearly - if she is going to let ONE person scare her away, she has no business leaving her house every morning to exist in society let alone have this job.

TWINS

Democrats need to understand that there is no good will to be gained from Republicans by trying to appear reasonable, hopefully this has made that crystal clear to them moving forward. Props to Kirsten Gillibrand, it appears she learned the correct lesson from the Iraq War authorization vote.

Is anybody else worried that eventually, this wall is going to be used to keep us here?

“If you go home with someone and they don’t own any books, don’t fuck them”

He’s tweeting, he’s occasionally visiting the two restaurants he likes, and he literally doesn’t get outside even to glimpse the sun:

You try to light a fire under your friends boring ass wedding and what thanks do you get??

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

If the GOP insists they’re the party of fiscal responsibility and want to reduce government spending, they should be providing MORE money to Planned Parenthood so that women of all income levels can afford birth control.

There are going to be so many famous people at the election that Washington DC has sold out of dresses, didn’t you hear?

Trump thinks Meryl Streep is “over-rated.” This comes from a man that gave us Scott Baio at the national convention.

Everything I have read about Carrie Fisher since her death has made me love her even more. This is an amazing way to go.

THANK God. Sorry, I got carried away. Send Mitt’s binders of women and Anthony’s weiner. That should do it.