I thought that, given who’s president, life begins when your mistress refuses to have an abortion.

So for about an hour I had Harvey Weinstein mixed up with Harvey Firestone and I was hella confused!

How stupid is this guy to put something that desperate in writing where everyone can see it/forward it?

Not quite at that level but am definitely contemplating leaving a solid, secure, respectable, well-paying job to work for half the money before my soul is completely crushed.

I disagree in part to the answer to Knuckles Deep: If she’s enjoying herself, then yeah, marriage might not be the endgame. But if that’s where she would like to be headed, and he won’t acknowledge that and affirm it, he’s not really “all in” on their relationship. He’s not saying, “I see your point but I don’t really…

Glad to know at least one politician has a sense of shame.

Ummm, who are these people clamoring for a third movie? I didn’t even want the FIRST movie! The series ended exactly in the right place, the first movie messed everything up then sort of put it back together again, and the second one was offensive to watch. Yes, I saw both of them. In the theater. I want those four…

Oooh, that’s a flashy title.

I only associate James Cameron with Titanic. There was room for both of them on the door! Your whole plot revolves around a lie!

That bustier was made out of metal and leather and the woman wearing it was five months pregnant and a combat instructor for the Israeli military. That sounds pretty tough to me.

I bitched about that for so long that my parents bought me one for my 30th birthday (I got my Tupperware set and my DustBuster that way too). I literally use it only to make whipped cream.

Not necessarily. If I had hitched myself to my last BF, I would have been saddled with all of his student loans.

Ooh I love Nancy Travis. His wife was good on his first show too!

This show was on for SIX SEASONS and there were only two seasons of SMASH?!?! (or insert name of show you loved that was canceled for no reason).

I love this thread. We also loved Stephen Colbert’s Conservative pundit alter-ego. Because all of those characters were well written and funny. Haven’t seen this show, but I’m pretty sure it’s not either of those things.

Amazon wish lists!

I hate this. It is just a way of the Wedding Industrial Complex seeping into our psyches and making us buy things we don’t need to just proudly announce that we’re single. In my opinion, we should just throw ourselves fabulous birthday parties and celebrate professional and academic achievements better. Also, you can…

Anyone else find it oddly karmically satisfying that Trump was outsmarted by a birther?

So let me get this straight: in the past decade, SCOTUS has made it legal for gays to get married, but not to have cake at their wedding.

I find it heartwarming that these guys loved paperbacks as much as pinup girls. *swoon*