That’s funny. I always thought that the actress in Valerie had actually died.

I would have been more impressed if he’d done the asshole sign, but I’m still pretty impressed.

I would say reading Mitch Albom is probably lazier than having a C-section.

Tina Fey is my spirit animal, but Liz Lemon is who I actually am in real life. An aging professional woman surrounded by crazy people who can’t get it together.

Wow. You’re right. Life ruined.

My favorite is when Jack tells Liz, “You are the Picasso of failure.”

That is gross. Two other strange regional pizza issues.

What the fuck is this?!?

Because they actually think by refusing service they can change the behavior, or at least publicly shame them back into the closet.

I say this with a lot of love for both Curtis Sittenfeld and this book (I actually had never read P and P and did so just so I could get the most out of Eligible): Everything about it was wonderful EXCEPT the storyline about her sister’s boyfriend being trans. That did not work as the “Darcy needs to make a big…

Oh sweetie, Tiffany is not the first daughter.

I always assumed she was only famous because she married Ryan Reynolds...no?

I did my part: I saw Wonder Woman, Girls Trip, and Rough Night. It is hard for me to justify the two hours in the theater though, so I have to either really want to see it or have a friend who’s raring to go. I didn’t even get to see Big Sick because I missed the brief window it was playing in my town.

I want that dress. I would wear it every day.

That’s hilarious. Especially since at least half of those people are recognizably famous now and no one noticed.

I’m glad you brought up this topic because I need a place to talk about this article: http://www.thestranger.com/blogs/slog/2015/10/01/22950635/savage-love-letter-of-the-day-does-a-lesbian-bridesmaid-have-to-suck-dick

I’m still pretty sure the tampon string one was a myth (at least when it came to bathing suits, sometimes in the story the girl was wearing shorts), because what guy reaches between a girl’s legs to pull a thread?

My mom used to alternate between Seventeen and YM for me, and while I realize now I should have been using it to learn how to dress and put on makeup and what bands to like, I was all about the embarrassing stories (I think that makes me like a man who reads the articles in Playboy).

I just took my prom dresses out of my parents’ house. I’m going to throw out my senior prom dress because it was very boring (white lace, empire, like a maternity wedding gown), but I cannot throw out the gigantic satin-and-chiffon periwinkle ballgown I wore to junior prom. I actually want to use the skirt to make my…

How could I forget Jane the Virgin?! I LOVE that show! I think it’s because they really don’t make a big deal about it at all.