Fun? I guess if you enjoy getting your eardrums drilled, it’s fun.

I’m fairly certain the $4 million helped a bit.

There is no such thing as chemical free. Everything is a chemical. This is one of my biggest pet peeves about how “natural” companies market themselves and I’m not even that much of a science nerd.

I am experiencing (maybe witnessing?) significant cognitive dissonance at everyone talking about how awful reddit is, when gawker media as a whole, including all sites—writers and commenters—while having many positives—isn’t exactly a fount of enlightened thought.

But where are you going to get your stories when Reddit shuts down? Half of the stories on this website come from Reddit, about four to eight hours after they are posted on Reddit. Are there horrible subreddits? Yes. Just like there are horrible people in the world. That’s the point of an open internet forum. It…

Yes, the poor sexist manbabies who have taken up days of protest over the unfair firing of a woman by a woman who falsely claimed gender discrimination and made a mockery of such a claim thereby setting back the ability of all women who actually suffer such discrimination to make such claims without seeming like…

They’re friends because Empire is hot at the moment and Taylor needs a black friend to not appear racist.

Is it just me? I cannot see ANY of the Taylor Swift pics - just lots of white space.

I took my brother to the airport, picked up a bunch of stuff I didn’t need from IKEA (which was on the way home from the airport) and cleaned my apartment while watching GoT commentary and drinking beer. Woo July 4th!

So I’ll get my pr people to call your pr people and we’ll organise a party for instagram. Don’t worry, Ill have photographers and filter pros on hand. Do you know any black girls? We need at least one at the party so I don’t look racialist.

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Love Taylor

I watched Veep, ate a sleeve of saltines, and had some caramel almond praline ice cream.

Dwyane Wade: (Signs contract)

She could always adopt...

Who cares?! Kotaku has clicks to obtain!

Seriously, if this guy is a jerk, so is Schreier.

The MCW-Middleton-Parker-Giannis-Monroe lineup could guard the entire three-point arc while holding hands.

I mean, Melo does have 2 Olympic Gold medals, right? And An NCAA title?

Listen to this winner of the one-time WTA tour winner (2014 Topshelf Open in Rosmalen, Netherlands) with a 7-17 record in major tournaments, Carmelo.

“Everyone else was having fun with us!!!111!”

I love how you wrote the Bucks were signing Lopez when the tweet you linked to says absolutely nothing of the sort.

People who sing in public are the worst. No one wants to hear your out of tune ass serenade people trapped with you on a train or in a restaurant or a store. Unless it’s “Happy Birthday To You” and you are bringing me a desert with a candle in it, shut the fuck up and restrict your tone deaf warbling to the confines…