Personally I’d try for something with more synergy… Like Stephen Miller-branded merkins!

If you are an American adult in 2018 and you claim to have no knowledge of what blackface is, you should not be allowed to teach children. If this woman were not lying, she would still be unfit to teach. Fuck her and her “you’re welcome for educating the world about blackface/ I haven’t been caught being racist for…

The correct answer is Todd Helton’s goatee, but if we’re Remembering Some Rocky Guys, I’ll nominate Andres Galarraga.

LOOK DIPSHIT, THE WOMAN WAS SPEAKING NOT-ENGLISH! NOT EVERYONE WENT TO SOME FANCY LIBERAL COLLEGE WHERE THEY TEACH YOU TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SOMEONE SPEAKING MEXICAN AND SOMEONE SPEAKING CANADIAN. FOR ALL HE KNEW, SHE SNUCK OVER FROM MONTREAL. HE’S A REAL WORKING MAN, NOT AN IVORY TOWER LIBERAL THAT CAN TELL…

If I were a doctor. I would recommend him walking with his head tilted towards the sky, mainly to stop the chance of his balls falling out of his mouth after having them kicked up his throat like that.

No guns in sight, but still the cops have attitude. The guy trys to explain and they just cut him off and don’t let him speak. He explains he will show them ... they argue that “you know you can’t show us”. Then when he proves it... “you’re just wasting our time”. Fuuuuuck.

“In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The police, who are are trying to plant some shit on me, and bitch I got lawyer money.”

Christie tried going to a public beach, but the people from Green Peace kept trying to roll him into the ocean.

But the EMALS!