Looking forward to the next ESPN commercial where the school mascots have to pick sides during the cafeteria race riot in Bristol.

“Gaethje’s solution was the only one he knows: more violence.”

Not sure I like the direction the sausage race has taken.

In a strange turn of events, Matt Ryan said he will also be skipping the White House event.

All he wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi. But they wouldn’t give it to him.