This is the dumbest article you have written yet.

I didn’t realize that black culture had cornered the market on patience and empathy. Cool story.

I feel about this like I feel about the strikezone baseball, all I want is consistency. Fire people for being political? Cool, that should apply to everyone. Want to let people be individuals? Cool, that should apply to everyone. It really shouldn’t matter the point of view. But guess what? None of this actually…

If I wanted to see mediocre basketball with the off chance of a dunk I would just go to a suburban boy’s high school basketball game.

You use religion to describe people as if they were born into it and nothing else. Which tells me you don’t really understand any of it.

Writing about WHO the culprits were and WHY they committed the crime is just journalism 101 dummy.

Comparing what many of the African nations are going through to Mississippi is like comparing a Carnival cruise liner stuck on the ocean for a week to Disneyland - if you had Disneyland all to yourself. Saying otherwise is a complete disconnect from reality.

I would hate to be your editor.

I think you are confusing aspergers with just being an asshole.

This article is gay.

It’s very obvious you have never competed in anything.

Hamilton Nolan has done nothing with his life except fail upwards, so don’t expect him to understand realities of the world.

But...she says vagina, so that has to be funny right?

It’s not ok to call your spouse mom or dad around your pets - because dogs and cats don’t know what you are saying, and therefore makes you a lunatic.

I didn’t know people were beating each other to death in the UFC...Link?

Another day at deadspin and another thing to be offended about.

So we finally have found out where the old gawker/deadspin crew draws the line at being offended. Noted.

GFY, the world would be a better place if we started locking up the psychopaths again instead of coddling them.

Where did you get that pie chart? Marrie Callender’s?

So Gary Sheffield is eliminated? I blame Obama.