What on Earth gave you the impression I was insinuating you voted for Trump, or cared who represents you in Congress?

Yeah, you’re right—weather only makes news when it occurs in our most populous cities because everyone who lives in them is rich and lazy and can’t get to the airport. You’ve really got your finger on the pulse.

Yeah, cities! Where only rich people live and everything works great and nobody ever has to go outside.

That and you don’t magically get to stop walking everywhere (on messy, unshoveled sidewalks) just because it’s winter.