I loved Welcome Back Kotter so much. It was a terrible show that served only to humble Travolta as he conquered the world. But the weirdest thing I remember about it was there were like very special episodes about drinking and like stripping and stuff like that. There was an episode where Horshack started drinking and…

Another clear-as-mud AV Club headline!

All that AND she has a Weird Al song about her.

*racks brain for Neil Young joke*

That’s really sad because his nonprofit promoting civics education correctly identified the gaping hole in education which led to the rise of Trump.

Cocksucker Blues: A Knives Out Mystery 

The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man:  A Knives Out Mystery.

It Takes a Lot to Laugh, it Takes a Train to DIE: A Knives Out Mystery

Hannibal Lector and Will Graham belong on this list

so you’re saying just a four-minute ovation at cannes 

George Miller’s entire career laid out honestly sounds like a joke. The man just seems to do whatever the hell he feels like in the moment with zero thought of whether he’s ever done anything like it before, even in comparison to other famous genre-fluid directors like Howard Hawks and George Cukor. And his still…

“So this is how liberty dies - with thunderous applause”. Sadly, it has only got truer since.

just like the new trilogy after “Rise of”...my favorite part was when they were over.

Which is also sploosh.  Only with semen.

We got really high one night in college and settled on “kqueh” as the onomatopeia for that.

Sploosh, but for men

I recoiled in horror when I saw the headline. 

Everyone stop lying and admit that you all listen to “I’m Walking On Sunshine” by Katrina and The Waves.

The blue-plate special is a pan-seared nothing with a side of nothing rings. Wash that down with an ice cold glass of Diet Nothing.