That was crazy. The arresting officer thought she was Jay Leno in drag. What’s a Reese Witherspoon?

This was exactly my thought. I really don't look at her the same after that. Ugh

This is not an endearing face. It always disturbed me how many Jezebels thought this guy was cute and enlightened. He has always seemed incredibly creepy and greasy to me. Granted, I’m a guy so maybe he doesn’t have the same effect, but he just seems like he’s trying too hard to lure you in as if he’s trying to sell…

This face gives me the creeps.

Bruce Campbell was my first love and imaginary boyfriend.

Well as I said he seems very entitled, very spoiled and a tad misogynistic. He dubbed his group of friends the pussy posse. Also, he seems pretty rude.

All you are saying is that EVERYONE at awards shows are douche bags not JUST Leonardo diCaprio? I accept that I guess.

It’s almost as if comment threads and NATIONAL TELEVISION IN A ROOM WITH YOUR ‘PEERS’ are two different things!

I mean, it’s okay if he is one of your favorite actors. That doesn’t make what you say any less viable to me.

When I was twelve I had a crush on Weird Al and had a fantasy where he would come to CM Eppes Middle School and sweep me away on a stretcher like in the “Like A Surgeon” video. And all my peers would whisper behind their hands, “Oh, there goes Rachel with her boyfriend, Weird Al Yankovic.”

Leo was also my boyfriend in middle school. Sad thing is now we’ll never be with him because now we’re too old for him! How did that happen? As he’s gotten older he’s continued to date 22 year olds he will forever continue to live the life of 1990s Leo I guess.

He is a spoiled brat. That’s what I love about him. He doesn’t pretend to hide it.

My impression of the 6th grade you is as follows,

Good. I hope the person who does win writes their entire acceptance speech as ‘I’d like to thank my mom, jesus christ of latter day saints, Andre the giant oh and Leo? Leo diCaprio? I just want to say ‘YOU LOST BUDDY, AGAIN, YOU LOST. ALL YOU EVER DO IS LOSE. IT IS AMAZING HOW GOOD AT LOSING YOU ARE. HAHAHAHAHAHA’

I remember someone on the playground saying that Leo would never be with me because he was gay and I screamed at them that he WASN’T GAY. To be fair-i think I was right, but it probably wasn't a race I needed a horse in.

EXACTLY. Any guy who refers to himself and his friends and the PUSSY POSSE is never going to be an okay person.

I really wish you wouldn't say such things about my 6th grade boyfriend.

He named his famous group of guy friends the Pussy Posse. I automatically hate anyone who is/was in a group called the pussy posse. It is a rule I stand firm on.

He looks like he’s laughing at something off-camera, completely unrelated to her, though. Which.. is a thing he’s allowed to do.

Yes! Exactly! Especially the belly laughing at the eventual Oscars loss he will receive. That man is such an ass.