No, no, no. It’s actually spelling out “I’M PEACH”. He’s just calling dibs on his favorite Mario Kart character.

Kids today.

Is there a way to condense / collapse the content feeds to just the headlines when viewing on mobile, instead of headline + full size image + first paragraph? If not, then they have woefully overestimated my patience for scrolling to find content of interest.

As near as I can tell, the process wiped out my old Kinja account, even though I clicked on the merge accounts thing. Which means I am no longer out of the grays on any of the other sites. Which means this process has pissed me off even more than I thought it would.

“Forget it Jake, it’s Chinatown.”

Wait a minute, if you rearrange the letters of Caitlin Rosberg it spells “James T. Kinja,” the founder of Kinja.com!

It almost worked for me. I briefly saw my Disqus avatar, but when I went to post, it asked to create an account. I tried creating a burner one, copied the key & everything, but now it says my login name & key are wrong. Fuck.

Commenting and browsing is a laggy nightmare on mobile, let alone hoping to find a damn thing. This is 10x worse than anticipated as a primarily mobile user.