And also post insertion oral.

Its basically how you drag your drunk friend out of the middle of the road.

Also no one wants to have sex to faux-earnest acoustic guitar music.

Probably why they had to get Ed Sheeran to start doing pop.

Hipster white guys always play music, but they’re also generally either a) afraid of sex or b) put on too much pressure to do stuff their companions aren’t into, so...

Not a lot of pre insertion oral?

Fucking to No-Wave?

Since no one else has started this thread and it’s begging to be started, what are the songs on your sex playlist? Mine includes:
Beggin for Thread- Banks
6 Underground- Sneaker Pimps
Wreck- Mieka Pauley
Intro- The xx

When I met my all american white guy good friend in college 30 yrs ago I was amazed that he didn’t have a 90 min cassette tape with music strictly for sex and when he made one I was appalled at the selection. He was not a guy who ever had a hard time getting girls to sleep with him and I was amazed that he didn’t…

That article is great. This cracked me up:

Can it be noted that no one who actually likes each other holds hands palm-to-palm instead of fingers intertwined? Palm-to-palm is the universal hand hold of church prayer and boys and girls in group activities at recess.

I mean I could see someone slowly masturbating and crying over life mistakes to it?

His spank bank is entirely comprised of Ayn Rand speeches and interviews.

This is a playlist for falling asleep or maybe I’m just used to fucking at a pace of “Closer” by NIN or faster....

Now that the idea has been planted, I’m pretty disappointed too

yeah, it’s just a tape of 911 calls reporting the deaths of people who could easily have been helped my medicine.

I read that as “I’ve had sex WITH three of those artists” and now I’m vaguely disappointed.

I thought that was Paul Ryan—or does he bone his wife to the idea of kicking people off health care?

This is clearly a crying in the tub until just before the water gets cold playlist. No one has sex to sad songs like this, right? Please tell me I’m right.

For birthdays and anniversaries, they listen to those homeless people being hosed down mid-winter. You know, to make it extra special.

Sorry but “Jared” should not be in the same sentence as any form of coitus.