Yeah, ladies, naked is the new normal! Sending nudes is the new handshake! Women who are proud enough of their bodies to show them off makes men respect them MORE!

Chainsmokers can get fucked. No one’s worse than those dudes.

Plenty against Solange. Her music isn’t good. She’s not a great performer and doesn’t have much interesting to say.

It did! Needed Me was the longest charting song of last year. Everyone was suddenly a savage.

Nothing against Solange, but “Needed Me” (aka the We Aren’t Dating national anthem) deserved a Grammy.

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Ok so Adele has been lovely about this whole ordeal, but can I just say I am tired of the hand wringing over Beyonce?

ANTI>>>> lemonade & 25

He’s kinda like this:

Rather than “Values Voters” I think we should start calling the Trumpkins the “Play Russian Roulette With Your Foot” Voters.

I saw that earlier today, and I nearly flipped off my phone. That’s how pissed I was at their stupidity.

classic Schrödinger’s Douchebag: say something horrid, then decide whether or not it was “just a joke” once people react.

Check out the stupidity of this.

. . . the President said “The wall is getting designed right now. A lot of people say, oh, oh, Trump was only kidding with the wall. I wasn’t kidding. I don’t kid. I don’t kid.”

How abt he starts by building a wall between his businesses and the Presidency?

1) Agreed

Some of them are eating it up. If my social circle is any barometer, the ignorant and racist Trump voters are still all in. The mainstream, greedy (largely wealthy) Repubs who voted thinking about their wallets are ashamed — they like the tax stuff that helps them, but they seem to understand that he is a disaster.…

Take it from a person with a finance background: Financial advisers will NEVER act in the client’s best interest. NEVER.

What I get out of unhealthy food that tastes good is that IT TASTES GOOD. What the everloving fuck does Gary Cohn think I get out of investment advice that isn’t actually geared to my best interests?

Can’t believe you didn’t include this amazing Cohn quote: