Mhm. Mmkay.

I love the people attacking you for this. They don’t seem to understand that icloud doesn’t make you use an email verification system to change a person’s password. Literally all you have to do is answer two questions like “what was you first car” or “what was the name of your favorite pet?” (things that can easily be…

Stop it.

Are you by chance one of these clowns who flails and yowls “Right to Priiiiivvvvvvvaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccccyyyyyyyyyyyy!” with the marked exception of these specific types of situations (e.g., when a famous woman gets her nude pictures hacked)?

Sooner rather than later if we can lure them toward it with Reductress titles as bait.

How long do you think it’ll take for the Gawker trolls to find their new Reddit homes?

Which is just shorthand for “you don’t have a right to privacy.”

Oh fuck off.

go fuck yourself

you mean like

There’s nothing really more to say other than that I hope she’s okay. Some people are monsters.

yeah but what if they’re blind

You realize that sometimes a quiet text/tweet for help can save your life vs. a louder phone call? If they are hiding from gunmen, why would they broadcast their position?

His girlfriend was openly bisexual and became good friends with his sister (my friend). He broke up with the gf because he thought he could do better, but then couldn’t get a date to prom and sheepishly asked his ex to go with him. I think at this point my friend and she had started secretly dating. She went to prom…

My friend dated her brothers ex-girlfriend! It was very awkward!

I guess they didn't pay Nike money.

I wonder how much money he got from a certain sportswear corporation? Now that's brand synergy!

twitter, we are all there using the #twinja hashtag

This is how people say goodbye to one and other.

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