I dunno, if our Lord and Savior Donald Trump can use it, so can Twitter?
This is my new favorite description of him. I bet he even shakes himself to dry off when he gets out of the pool.
They are usually responsible for robbery at the Olympics, so just assumed it wasn’t true
luckily he keeps all his valuables in his mouth
Rio - come for the Zika, stay for the kidnapping.
The IOC is run by the Trump campaign.
Deny to try and suppress the fact that Rio is a total shitshow and they have no control over it.
How the hell would Lochte even know he was held up. That boy’s about as sharp as a sack of wet mice
Wait...so how would the IOC even know if Lochte got held up or not? Were they there? Or did they just flat-out deny it for optics purposes?
Pictured: Lochte disarming the perpetrator.
No, she’s a fantastic songwriter. I also very much respect that she writes, records and performs her own songs. Most artists can’t do that.
Because these are the end times, I’m gonna go ahead and be ridiculously pedantic about something that is entirely beside the point: Actually, if Nero was playing a musical instrument while Rome burned, it was it is more likely a lute because violins were not invented yet.
They’re missing all kinds of huge stories trying to tank the site. Dassey’s conviction overturned, Trump might pay next to no taxes on his real estate “empire”.
Fuck both of these people - here’s some real news:
I’m a talentless white girl, so I don’t know shit. Still, even though I completely understand not buying what she is selling, I think TSwift has talent.
.....hmmm....Edith Piaf, Babs Streisand, Amy Winehouse.....I’m not EVEN going to go through this......idiota
Liza?
What now???
I think you can get an estrogen cream for that. ;p