I’VE BEEN HERE SINCE BEFORE ERIN GLORIA RYAN! WHERE’S MY FUCKING T-SHIRT?!?

Yeah. It’s one thing to argue that wearing the hijab is a choice that should be respected, and another to simultaneously hold the view that women should not come into physical contact with men even to shake hands while also believing that women need a male chaperone to go out in the world. I don’t see any way to…

Like everywhere else on the internet, many people here comment without reading the article or just to shoe horn a preconception.

Shit, I’ve had this name since 2007 and it was specifically chosen for commenting on Jezebel. Not like I make more than 6 comments a year, and half of those are on Deadspin, but I want my recognition!

I am also going to be going through some serious hurt if Jezebel gets killed so soon after the too good for this earth…

At the same time, she’s bothered that fencing requires her daughter to shake hands with male referees and travel without a male guardian.

No thanks necessary. I get all the gratitude I need from making prolonged eye contact with all the women at work, then going for the slow head nod like “gurl, I gotchu.”

i know they hired her for health administration, but my god they should give her a raise and make her the new head of PR for whatever org or hospital she works for, she would be AMAZING!

what about Male Jezebel Commenters™

you guys

#37 is the dudes who like to take their time to explain in the comments how they, men, would approach a situation if they were women. They deserve praise for edumacating women to what the right decision is to do.

#firstworkshoes

Every time I start to hate my job, I remember how depressed I was when I was unemployed for months. Not sure if this is a healthy attitude, but it at least it gets me through the day without a xanex.

“ Update: Trump’s campaign sent out the following statement:”

I’ve gotten them but that’s because I’m a fancybritches who’s gotten not one, but two relocation packages in my life. FANCY.

Congrats to her!! I got my job offer a year ago and I’ve never been happier! Well, okay, I’m also dying from stress and always tired, but I felt that way when I was unemployed too! At least I have a steady paycheck out of it!

This is truly delightful. I love the amount of effort she put into everything (the coffee mug, for example).

If a 15 year old on twitter said this the secret service would descend from the sky in like .5 seconds. But this is Trump so half the country is like “LOLOLOL Trump made a funny!”

Sarah Palin with her crosshairs map, remember? it said don’t retreat, reload!

This is the kind of rhetoric that got Gabby Giffords shot and several people dead, including a child.