False. Pregnancy begins at implantation.

You can pry “The Communists are in the funhouse” from my cold dead hands

Microwaving prosciutto is a crime and I won’t have it in my house.

So every month that a woman does not get pregnant she’s basically killing a life. Everytime a guy jerks off its a holocaust, the horror the horror all of those lives lost.

I dropped acid before I knew I was pregnant. My son turned out just fine. We laugh about it now :)

I work for a government agency. They can advocate. They can but they don’t have the courage. People in my agency have advocated for many controversial things and we have made senators mad more than once. Don’t come to me with this “my hands are tied” BS. If they really cared about fetuses that much they could have at…

Doctors will guilt you into extra ultrasounds, blood tests, etc with the same rhetoric “Better safe than sorry!”

The whole “better safe than sorry” vein of “helpful” pregnancy advice is the bane of my 14-weeks-pregnant existence. I swear these people won’t be happy until I’m just going through life living off of kale and surrounded by bubble wrap. Fuck em, I say, and then I eat prosciutto and blackberries for breakfast.

Advocating for women to not drink alcohol instead of advocating first for all women to have access to reproductive health is such an insanity. If they really care about healthy fetuses all women they mentioned should first and foremost be covered by Medicare (because we all know Medicaid is shity).

Or, you could do what I did, which was go to the doc for the official blood test, because I wanted to be pregnant but it would’ve been too early for the pee stick to tell. Went to Vegas with my husband the weekend before he was deploying to Afghanistan for six months, and either wanted to know and be happy, or drink…

Pretty much like Leo. I really don’t believe he earned it for Revenant, but that he won because of the meme of him never winning. Not saying he’s not a great actor. He should have won best supporting actor in Django, in my opinion. But, you’re not supposed to base it off previous films, but the one for which he is…

I want to know how this has become a Black Issue and not a People of Color Issue. I thought the problem was that all the nominees were white, not that none of them were black.

Haha, who do you think tells those casting directors and agents what kind of talent they’re looking for? Producers and film directors are absolutely not beholden to the whims of casting directors.

Sofia Vergara’s dress is actually really cool; it’s made of like a textured burlap-esque material. In any case, better than her actual Oscar dress.

I feel like i spend about half the time being told I need to participate in the conversation, and about half the time being told “shut up and listen//you’re whitesplaining every time you talk//check your privilege//you can’t talk about this because you’ve never experienced//etc//etc//etc”

They brought out “accountants” i.e two asian kids and a jewish kid and there was a joke about the Asians being good at math, and then one about child labour in Asian countries. Then Sacha Baron Cohen came on and made a Asians have Small Penises joke. Those were literally the only two times Asians were even mentioned.

I want to hug Mark Ruffalo all the time. Was he in the Revenant? Cuz he is such a teddy bear.

I’m just glad white and black people could finally come together over mocking Asian people.

I thought Kara Brown nailed it in the live blog when she said that the monologue seemed like jokes about white people for white people. Inviting that audience to chuckle about lynching?!? You’re going to make Chris Pine cry again!