I’m sober as hell and I thought the same thing by the title.

This is good Kinja.

I thought the same thing. And for the same reason.

You know what’s great?

“sick beat” is already taken

dropping sick beats like he drops sick customers

Isn’t it for us all, at some point or another.

I’m on my phone now so I can't look for them, but I've seen really funny memes featuring Dan with captions about how him being Gossip Girl makes no fucking sense.

I try to pretend the reveal at the end never happened and it was more like the Clue ending where everybody did it, but I think Dan in general was just the worst. Like, he was always supposed to be this nice guy but was a cheating cheater and also kept backstabbing his so-called friends for his own gain. Yuck, Dan.

I just found out Gossip Girl was on Netflix and binge watched half the first season on Sunday. I have a question for New Yorkers. How much would have Dan’s family’s Brooklyn loft cost per month?
It feels like there’s a big deal made for Dan and Jenny to be OH SO POOR but that loft has a view of the river + Manhattan…

Um yeah! Complete sociopath with boundary issues and a god complex!

Dan was an obsessive stalker. Discuss.

Like, I don’t even care that it’s fiction. A friend of mine said it was “romantic” that he wrote himself into Serena’s world. My reaction was something like this:

My favorite is when you re-watch like, Season 1 and Dan is shocked by a Gossip Girl blast on his phone, completely alone.

That’s the flint water. How can anyone look at this and remotely pretend that’s it’s safe. Michael Moore has joined the accusations that they knew that the water wasn’t safe to drink, and I believe it. I don’t think anyone can look at this and think it’s okay.

Saw this in a Guardian article. yeeeeeesh.

I have had a really crappy and emotionally exhausting week. I would like to also send some money to pay for several cases of water for Flint to help The residents, and take my mind off of all my crap. Is there a donation fund I can contribute to to add to Cher’s contribution? Please let me know!

You know the stereotypes you've heard about Detroit? Flint is that, but worse. Our state has been pretending Flint isn't there for a long time now.

He and his ilk sought to save money...by giving mostly poor black folk lead-water and then denied the science that showed the water was lead/poison because, republicans. Now he’s asking for BIG SCARY REGULATED GOVERNMENT to come to the rescue (Thanks, Obama!) because we dems voted for and like the EPA and such evil…