“Are there any circumstances in which someone is obligated to have sex with you?” is the other one.

Excellent point, and also cheating in Florida. There’s also that.

Fuck MRAs.

All these employees quitting isn’t at all suspicious. “Safety concerns” is pretty obviously bullshit, unless the new mayor had a “city employees have to juggle nitroglycerin” policy. I rather suspect that the loss of the key player in their little “good ol’ boys” network caused the mass exodus because they saw that as…

Not in Canada with our Prime Minister either

Five bucks says that the “recovery” operation consists of restoring the contents of the various Recycle Bins on the local machines, or at most, a Recuva session.

Tyrus Byrd defeated outgoing Mayor Randall Ramsey who’d been in that position for 37 years

Yea. I smell misappropriated funds and a good ol boy slush fund that's about to get exposed.

Guys, we live in a post-racial America now. We have a black President! And sexism isn’t real either. I have a friend who gets paid the same as her male coworker so therefore the wage gap is a myth. These fine civil servants were just ready to step down from their posts. Stop getting angry about nothing feminazis.

To be honest, I can’t tell if this little town (population: under 800) is boasting racist brass who don’t want to work for a black woman

If only the NYPD responded the same way when de Blasio won...

its bath time again...wheeeee!

Total guess:

I wish most of congress had resigned when Obama was elected.

A little from column A, a little from column B

It’s racism, sexism, and they did something bad that they don’t want to get arrested for, probably with taxpayer’s money. That is my guess. It’s all those special little joys, rolled up into one.

Then you've never been to Canada.

That could definitely be a thing. But then again, a lot of the young adultish stoners I know do drink, and if you happen to be drinking beer when dry mouth strikes...

Do you know how skinny most regular drinkers I know are? I think this is laughably generalized (based on prior experience) and again the result of eating habits and genetics.