Protip: never, ever date anyone who works at Goldman Sachs.

A Goldman Sachs employee messaged me on Ok Cupid. It went fine...until we started discussing economics. He then proceeded to demean and insult me for being a Marxist, told me capitalism was the way to go because 'it worked in China' and then asked to see my…

Agreed.

The REAL issue here, the real reason to avoid this man, is that he is clearly socially inept. She may not want to date the socially stunted.

Anyway, the author was not genuinely asking for his opinion on her outfit. That exchange should only go one way, as any socially intelligent person will tell you.

Natalie:…

I was on a date with a guy I had gone out with a few times before. Actually my Aunt set us up... awkward! I had a loose but low cut shirt and tight jeans on. The guy actually said "you should have dressed your boobs like you dressed you ass." I'm sorry, but what?! He also got upset with my proclamation of…

The gays are getting bored. PUT IN SOME DUDE ON DUDE.

No way that counts as Jamie's dong! At best that was, like, a little scrote!

Malin Ackerman went to high school with my good friend here in Toronto, Canada, and she was super polite, down to earth and nice to everyone. No one had a bad thing to say about her. She was also already modelling and intimidating to every straight male in the building.

THIS is what Anna Wintour looks like without those welding goggles? Holy crap, they add like a century to her age.

I am totally okay with that, Anakin.

How explicit could Andy Warhol's diaries be that they needed to be put on embargo for so long? There is honestly nothing I could learn about that man that would shock me. Is it to protect the names of people who were involved with him or something?

Agreed. I felt the same way a few weeks ago when Leo D. supposedly remarked that everyone wanted to be like him. This guy has been getting told that he's gorgeous and wildly talented since his early teens... who wouldn't have a tiny moment of arrogance? That is, if it's true. But that being said, he also does a lot of…

Oh God. I love Andre 3000, and I like a few of Beyonce's songs, but NO NO NO. That cover of "Back to Black" is absolutely horrible. I made it about 2/3 through and then had to pull up Spotify to listen to the original to calm down.

Thanks a lot Andre 3000 and Beyonce for totally ruining my day! Jerks!

I am 31 (almost 32) and the thought of having sex with a 19 year old guy is just...ick.

Honestly, Miley Cyrus is still basically a kid. She's very clearly in this period of finding herself, like most people are at her age, and that means she's going to contradict herself here and there. I wouldn't hold her to these things, not yet. I respect the hell out of her for being who she is unashamedly, even when…

I don't think it's unrealistic to think that Miley Cyrus may be growing up and not feeling like she needs to overshare or put out a totally sex filled image anymore.

Glad to see this generation of kids are calling bullshit on the fuckery of the older one.

Honestly, I think abrasive music makes up about 10% of my library, tops. The majority of what I listen to is hella relaxing and pretty.

I loved those. I think I read the Elizabeth I one about ten times.

Anyone remember The Royal Diaries books? I was obsessed with them. Looking back, I'm sure they weren't entirely historically accurate, but I was really into international cultures, and these were about "real" princesses who definitely didn't wear pink glittery dresses. Check out that list: Warrior Queen of Matamba…

How is it that so many Jezzies NOT know who Peaches is!?