i was coming here to post this, glad you already have it covered

if only.

Complete with the liquid nitrogen containers of jizz or nah?

Ummmmm what? How did I miss this? Who started it? WHY WAS IT A THING. ugh

this needs more stars

HOW DO WE GET OUT??? Or do we sit back and watch the world burn along with Evil Abed?

tl;dr - “i have an irrational hatred of a famous person and i’m pissed that other people don’t share it” is that a better summary?

We’ve all been in the pit of breakup darkness where it feels like it’ll literally never get better. All I can say is, that indeed with time it will. Which isn’t comforting because “throw a couple of months at it” is easier said than done, since you still have to live through those months. But my comment was really…

i have literally no words. just gifs. and rage. #freekesha

I mean, if articles like this weren’t reported as “this is her third failed relationship” and our society wasn’t obsessed with the idea of “forever” as the only metric of success, maybe so many of us wouldn’t internalize the notion divorce is literally the worst thing. Relationships fail, people outgrow each other. It…

ooh really? that’s what you went with? how fucking edgy of you. just the pinnacle of comedic genius over here.

judgy mcbitch over there needs to cool it with the prurience. thanks for making the obvious point- self-medication is SO prevalent especially since access to health care professionals for most people is so limited (and coke is just an “illegal” form of it- unlike booze which most people turn to, or weed).

but can it be dickcheese? i feel like that would be more appropriate as a stand in for that asshat

RIGHT?? fucking people.

basically. i feel like menstruation needs to be extensively covered in grade school because frankly that’s the only way we’re ever going to destigmatize it.

just as a quick note pls don’t actually put vodka in a vagina- first of all that shit would BURN for the owner of the vagina. second of all it would be SUPER drying, so not fun for the owner of the vagina or you, presumably the person who wants to get to know that vagina a bit better. third, it disrupts the natural…

i remember doug barry

your handle alone is A+

what’s a jabrone