On the plus side the cognitive dissonance might give them a stroke so yay?

I think there’s so much socialization that screws us up early and puts us in these really unequal sexual scripts that we live over and over again in our relationships. Men aren’t taught to be caring and considerate and to think ahead for everyone’s needs, while women are socialized to make sure everyone else’s needs…

I am surprised the irony of that given his response to your statement didn’t cause him to have a stroke because it’s giving ME a headache. Like “I don’t have to ever fucking think about you but you better be thinking about me and my needs all the time”? Holy fuck.

DING DING DING DING.

Depressing thought of the day is that I think that’s how a lot of hetero relationships are. At least a lot of the ones I’ve been in, both serious and casual.

this is actually the greatest thing

+1000 for your handle, it’s amazeballs!

Bless you for trying to get through to some dungeon-inhabiting trollbeast, but honestly, it’s probably a waste of breath. Some dudes will never fucking get it.

That story took a really dark turn at the end there :[

That woman is a national treasure.

on another note, clitrash is my new favorite insult

are you fucking kidding me i literally cannot with this

“or at least until they end their “hiatus”—which, as anyone who’s ever been in a failing relationship knows, is just code for pulling off the band-aid real slow.”

omg the level of lowkey jez troll in this thread is amaze. but i’m with you on that emoji, it’s inferior to upside down happy face

Burst out laughing at work. <3

HERE TO SAY: FLAG/DISMISS THE FUCK OUT OF THEM PLS. THX.

I’m so sorry that happened to you. Sending *hugs*

I just died at my desk, thank you for the friday afternoon laughs