“ugh shut up Bobby, nobody thinks your war stories are interesting”

the expression “viciously happy” makes me viciously happy

Of course. I’m addressing here everyone in the comments that somehow managed to excuse his behavior by saying that he couldn’t have known she didn’t magically change her mind when she stopped verbally saying no and her body froze up.

Yeah cause god forbid we have comprehensive policies like universal daycare, parental leave, social and community support systems ect. to try to bridge this gap on a societal level. That would just be craaaaazy!

It’s awesome that your industry takes their workers’ rights seriously! I feel like we don’t see enough of this.

Yeah. Yay for all the assholes on here already trying to play it like humans don’t understand NONVERBAL cues of NO (they do, fiy to any rape apologist reading this. rapists know they’re raping someone.)

this.

oh my god i hope bob falls down a well.

I can assure you with real confidence that modern makeup is extremely unlikely to contain poisons.

yeah but the formulaic-ness of the whole thing threatened to make it a snoozefest. i’m glad they cast someone that could carry it on charm alone

he’s pretty much the only reason that that movie wasn’t a horrifying trainwreck. that grin gets me every time.

10/10 would see

oh god, that hashtag is truly horrendous.

i wish hollywood would go with unknown actors more often but considering the billion dollar baby that the star wars franchise is, we’re probably going to have to settle for the least terrible option here. #teamstonedelf

i don’t know okay??? it’s sort of an impossible choice here

while undoubtedly true, he’s still the only one off that list that i know about and don’t actively despise. also, like, stoned elfs need love too.

I had to google who that second one was and immediately regretted my decision.

there’s something telling about the fact that i’m actually rooting for dave franco here

what even are those hashtags??? i could keel over from the secondhand embarrassment right now

Was thinking I was going to go as Rey next Halloween, but maybe I’ll go as this badass woman instead.