Fat man in red spreads cheer on this xmas day

Risk or not with the game... as a 49ers fan that hates the Raiders and Seahawks... I will NEVER EVER WISH THIS ON ANYONE. Not even my enemies.

I feel bad for her. She’s gonna have a massive headache after the game. Watching Sam Bradford for sixty minutes will do that to you.

Donald Trump: “A little lower next time.”

Sarah Thomas’ family: Well, I guess when someone asks you what you got for Christmas, you can say “a concussion.”

“Butt-force trauma”

“Whoa whoa! You can plan parenthood?”

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

“Golfing on ice is dangerous, that’s why I only play on snow.”

Thanks. But we really should stop these Shanahangans and act like adults.

Your pun is Osgood as any I’ve ever seen

It was certainly out of the Gordienary.

It was neat Howe the crowd cheered for the kid like that.

“Get on the bus, Gus”

“Ka’Deem Carey has been fined $6,076 for a uniform violation.”

Carey did not miss a play but the decal has been placed in the NFL concussion protocol.

I hate Rex Ryan, and his little dog brother too!

He’s certainly not currying the favor of any fans with his performance.

He’ll be walking gingerly for a little while.

Dude was getting peppered with shots.