May we all have such a towel so we can get laid when we need the orgasms for cramp control.

Why are you acting like this is some big mystery? Cayden's Mom got called to work unexpectedly and forgot to tell Decker they were out of diapers. Decker had plans for target practice early the next morning, but no biggie. Baby gets the shits from Decker stupidly sharing his green chile stew. By this time, the…

the idea of having to actively participate in a marriage is already there, to me anyway. forever is a long time and the choice to spend that unspecified amount of time should imply that work is necessary. you never know when "death do we part" is going to happen and therefore have to work/enjoy your partner as much as…