I liked the T-Swift vag sandwich as it harkened to Georgia O’Keefe and the artistic and assymetrical beauty so often found in life. The other sandwich looked like a post-surgery photo.

So much this. Labia come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. They do not get fucked into flappiness.

Who you callin’ a bitch?

“I can’t imagine what this place would be—I can’t imagine what the country would be—with Donald Trump as our president,” Ginsburg told the New York Times.

I’ve found that it helps to use a war analogy. The problem is that the people who respond that way are still stuck in the paradigm of seeing the police as being on their side. So it’s hard for them to understand the situation. If you put the same situation in a different context- like a war- then replay the same…

I know a lot of people have already posted similar comments. . . . .but I wanted to suggest that we respond to people w/ these attitudes in the following way:

As a mom i identified with the mother as soon as i saw the video. I know that calm. I was pulled over by a police officer who did not want to let me go. He kept coming back to my car asking more questions. I did not have nor was i on any drugs or alcohol. License, reg, insurance in check. I even had a gold card from…

It doesn’t matter what she would have done. If she had been hysterical they would have said she was putting on a show for the cameras.

When you’ve got a preconceived notion of how something is supposed to play out, suddenly everything looks ‘fishy’.

I hate myself for starting it last night, but to answer your question... It’s fun because it’s new. Going outside and walking around my real neighborhood with my phone out so I can catch monsters is something different. And it’s made extra fun by the fact that my girlfriend and I passed and laughed with no less than a…

I miss those days. Being former military, I can’t help but feel the queues at the checkpoints are the target now. I try to depart at the regional airports where they have smaller checkpoints. Less likely to be waiting in a line like a sitting duck.

Honestly I’m just surprised that this is a real, actual relationship. Or at least that’s the very real passive aggression that exists between lovers.

Looks like they might be...

Oh, oh! I got caught in a massive rainstorm waiting for the bus for my interview. Was mid-house move, so had no umbrella on my person (AND it was a sunny DC morning until the moment it wasn’t!). Myself and another bus-stop-waiter caught a cab together downtown. I was absolutely soaking, the kind of wet you get when…

I was feeling kind of weird about this job in the first place. I had had one interview that went well with the one owner and was back for a final interview with the other. He spent the whole time peeping down my top and asking me off the cuff questions about the female owner. I finally asked if they were married or…

I was trying to have the “perfect facial expression.” Neutral. Not too happy...wanna stay professional, but not a sourpuss. I was asked by the interviewer, “When are you going to wipe that smirk off your face?”

Onyx?

No, it’s just a glossy lifestyle mag for a certain breed of cute-sy, affluent young white people who verb “curate” in the wrong contexts and who, apparently, lack compunction in the old rip-off department because mimicking its characteristic “design” (contrived styling that fails at truly functional minimalism;…

Of course the cat was in a box! Where else?! lol

Yup, mine too. And Jamberry. Every Jamberry consultant I know ignores me and never interacts with me (they all also happen to be extreme conservatives, they're uncomfortable with me because I'm not Christian) but as soon as they started JB, I get messages about how I should really give JB a try, and omg how are you!…

DID YOU ASK HER IF KIDNEY TRANSPLANTS FALL OUT AFTER THREE WEEKS?