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Sadly for Tiffany, she got the Trump jawline/chin rather than her mother’s enviable bone structure.

She unfortunately takes after her father and unlike Ivanka she hasn’t gotten enough plastic surgery to smudge it out.

As a feminist, I know I’m forbidden to comment on another woman’s appearance, but Tif is extremely unfortunate looking.

Right?  My body isn’t perfect, but it is bangin’ and I’m not apologizing for a damn thing.

My ejaculation was violent. Before anybody could react it had already broken a beer bottle and threatened the bartender. When somebody tried to deescalate the situation, my ejaculation grabbed them by the throat and threw them onto the beer splattered floor. Later on my ejaculation was seen entering a convenient

Why do men so often write women who apologize for their tits? For their size, for not being the same size. Does that mean they think we should be apologizing or something? Sheesh.

The bit from Scoundrels sounds so absurd it made me look up the book - it seems like its a bit of a comic farce so perhaps the over the top metaphors are supposed to be ridiculous?

This has been my favorite story all week. Influensters are insufferable and I think it’s hilarious.

Your response is way better than mine. Mine was “Huh.” I mean, when you start jacking around with laws to make them bend to your will, Kansas legislators, I suppose it’s only natural that others would do the same. And, of course, either way women get the short end of the stick. Huh.

OH MY GOD

Good on Andrea and the rest of the GDQ community to push them into what is pretty fucking crystal clear response they should have given at first.

Once upon a time, he was notorious for forcibly kissing and groping girls at parties. On top of generally being loud, rude and crass. When I see his face, I fully appreciate the concept of a trigger warning.

Sis, spill.

Fuck him very much. I’ve had the unfortunate distinction of having spent time around him, and he is truly a garbage person.  Shocking, I know.

When the magazine queried the Indianola’s headmaster about its racial make-up, he promised “we also have Hispanic, Indian, and Oriental students.”

I’ve never been a fan of his, in part because he reminds me of a big warm glass of intensely self-congratulatory milk, and I’d love to be salty about the hoary “until daughters” wokeness, but...good on him for getting there, eventually.

But the entire point of this article is that “Gillibrand” didn’t handle it. It was a coordinated move involving more than two dozen Democratic senators who released coordinated statements, most of them virtually simultaneously (and it ended up being more like three dozen by the time Franken actually resigned).

You invoke “due process” as though Franken said one thing and his accusers said another. But in fact, Franken admitted that everything they said was accurate, apologized, and resigned because he believed that it was the right thing to do. This wasn’t a “he said/she said” situation, this was a “she said, he agreed, he

All he had to do was not resign. I’m kind of pissed that we’re sticking to this narrative of what Gillibrand did or didn’t do and ignoring what Franken did—not just grope, but quit.  He quit.  How is he not responsible even for his own resignation?

“...Gillibrand, painting her as “duplicitous” and “opportunistic.””