I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!! Subtle and effective.

Edited to “delete” comment. It didn’t even make sense to me...and I typed it.

Iowa = Corn

But I feel fine...

WTF? Who the hell bites into a KK like that? That’s no way to eat a KK! #onestickattatime

Her joke isn’t that she deserves a lifetime of Kit Kats for her sufferning but so she can act as quality control.

Biting into a KitKat like that?

Yes! I agree. But I am also the monster who would totally buy Oreos without the filling, so I don’t know what that says about having me as your ally.

Her statement about quality control and the fact that she’s a law student leads me to believe that this is more tongue in cheek than anything...so to her I say you go girl. Get that lifetime supply of kit kats.

I actually think it would be to Kit Kat’s great benefit to introduce a bar with a higher wafer:chocolate ratio. I’m always nibbling the chocolate off the outside of the wafers to create this effect, but it would be much more efficient for me to just have a version with increased wafer volume.

Well, he brags about his business acumen though he went bankrupt running a casino so ...

Is any of this a surprise? I could see him getting decked and then going "Did you see how I punched that loser's hand with my face? I'm awesome!"

You’re always winning when you’re making up both the contest and the rules.

props to 90-yr old Michigan’s ex-Rep. Dingell for trolling so well

I thought it was a Freudian slip, like she was so used to saying opium after addiction she said it without thinking, then corrected herself. Maybe there are a few more problems with the Palin family than have been reported on.

“Yeah, you know HE”

I think when everyone seems smarter than you, the world becomes a very scary place. Fear, insecurity, and stupidity are a dangerous mix.

Yeah. I want my president to be better than I am. Because I’m a super-flawed person who should never be put in control of anything too important because absent a supervisor I will just spend my time fucking around rather than getting work done.

I’ve never understood people who want their elected leaders to be as dumb as they are.