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I think both groups of people believe they're above the law.

Yes, the celebrity DUI thing enrages me. GET A FUCKING CAB. Why do people drive to social events where they know there will likely be drinking and they will likely wish to participate? Its not like they were intending to go to the shop for some milk and somehow managed in the process to drink 4 whisky and cokes. If I

Ms Davis really gets it. Acting is not as important as many other vocations but it can influence public perception in a profound way.

Maybe so. My sisters and I could read by age 4. I got in so much trouble in 1st grade because I simply could not understand why other kids were stumbling through. I am so thankful for my 1st grade teacher who took me aside and explained things to me. I became a tutor for other kids at a young age, and I guess that

The other option is to watch Rosalind Russell movies and copy her style. Auntie Mame is a gem on how to deal with all kinds of people.

I don’t know what your style is but you could never go wrong with pearl studs and a pearl drop necklace. It is delicate, classy, and simple. I prefer the top dress.

Anndddd now I really want a ‘Face of Boe’ of my own.

I think you’re focusing on the wrong thing here. The point is the author isn’t sure if they would categorize what happened to them as a rape, but she still felt assaulted and exploited and a lifetime of shitty opinions like Mitchell’s have made her inclined to blame herself for it instead of the asshole who assaulted,

Tom Brady and Donald Trump; two assholes infamous for their pathetic, saggy balls.

Tom Brady: you can dress him up but you can’t take him anywhere unless he promises not to talk, ever. Just stand there and look pretty, honey.

I was told to throw personal questions back at people who ask this: “when’s the last time you declared bankruptcy?” “When’s the last time you had an orgasm?” “What’s your credit score? Oh, that’s none of my business? WHAT BETTER ADVICE TO TAKE THAN YOUR OWN??!!”

It’s inappropriate to ask anyone that question. I do know someone that struggled for years before she got pregnant, and I know another woman who had several miscarriages and a stillbirth before she had a child. Another person I know had to abort more than halfway through a pregnancy because a severe chromosomal

Whenever I’m in a rough patch in a relationship I find myself half-way wishing that the guy would do something that I could point a finger to and say, “That’s abusive.” That way I would have a definitive reason to end it, rather than wondering if I should “work” more on the relationship. Well, you are unfortunately in

Whoa my gosh. I am 30... married for 7 yrs... and you have almost my Exact. Same. Crush List! Gavin Rossdale?! Ryan Phillippe (need I say Cruel Intentions?), John Cusack AND John Oliver?!?! Are you me?!?!? Kyle Chandler is also right up there... Coach Taylor, anyone?

Sometimes I remember back to when my husband was just a crush. It’s hotter in some way. And I love him much much more now. But those moments when we caught eyes and I caught on fire. Seered into my brain.

I suggested a app called (this name is up for revision) “Tinder for couples to find other couples not for kinky stuff but just cool other couples to hang out with because we need some mutual friends who live in this city”

The term “work wife” is equally horrible.

cough adultosaur cough

Curmudgeonly comment here: I fucking hate it when adult women at my office refer to their male coworkers as their “office husbands.” Just stop with that, people. Just knock it right off.