Better yet his father. Why’s it always got 2 b up 2 the moms?

My son would never, ever joke like this. Not only because I would kick his ass but so would his dad and stepmother. I also hope the father of your four sons would be all over this as well. Rape hurts everyone, male or female.

I remember the mother who called CSPAN when her two sons were on. One was a republican and the other was a democrat. You should have seen their faces when they realized who it was and the polite tongue lashing she gave them on TV. It was epic.

Hopefully it’s his mother.

I can work with “thirsty” a bit but I refuse with the ratchet nonsense! LOL

the frequent laughter as she tells the story is a dead giveaway. homegirl exhibited full-fledged “bustdown behavior” (i, too, have never heard this term. perhaps it is a sign that i am very old...)

I have a dog and I shed more than he does. I think he is annoyed with my shedding. And it's not like I'm losing hair. This is just the way it's always been. I lose and grow insane amounts of hair. Whenever I clean I wonder why I'm not bald. But I have literally seen my dog pick it off of him.

best follow up comment/story ever. You are a good spouse and full of wise perspective.

Thanks. Sorry if I scared you. We were talking the other night and she's finally lost all her steroid weight and her skin has cleared up, she's rolling with a super cute asymmetric bob and she looks wonderful.

My fiance's hair, especially his bear hair is all over my sink, all the fucking time and it drives me bonkers!

Believe me, it ends up in our buttcracks too. Always a surprise...😳

That’s how they trick us into taking care of them. Babies also giggle for the first time at the exact moment their parents start contemplating leaving them in the woods.

I’m coming around to the theory that the justice system in this country isn’t broken. It’s functioning exactly as it was designed to.

How often do suspects actually reach for an officer’s weapon? That explanation sure seems to come up an awful lot whenever someone is mistreated/injured/killer by a cop.

Adding “editorializing” to “satire” on the list of words that people don’t seem to understand anymore...

"That's not how this works! That's not how any of this works!"

fucking love Savannah Guthrie

This isn't anything new. Megyn Kelly has always been very aware and vocal about the discrimination she personally experiences, she just hasn't yet demonstrated the ability to expand that awareness to other people who experience other forms of discrimination. For example, a few years back, she smacked down a man who…

As a husband of a plus size woman and an uncle to plus size women, could clothing makers take a couple of suggestions?

1) they fell off while I was wearing the skirt without my noticing, so they're gone which means I have to replace all the bright blue buttons if I want it to match and 2) stuff shouldn't break on the first outing.