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How many people look at that gif and wonder why that girl pushed that boy to the ground? Instead they should see that he had her pinned a wall with his weight on her and all she did was push him off.

Every time I hear about Will Arnet I think about Mindy Kaling’s memoir. She says at an NBC Party Amy was looking for Will trying to leave but he’s no where to be found. Mindy says Amy just let it roll off her like” oh the big goofball” then writes she wishes she could have a marriage like Amy and Will’s.

But OMG. The wig Julianna Marguiles was wearing in the beginning of this season was HORRIBLE! Something important was happening and all I could think was “why didn’t they buy a natural wig? It doesn’t move. It has no body. The lace comes halfway down her forehead. It doesn’t match!”

Ooh, I like. Now someone needs to write a song about it.

1) Servergy. I read it as Severgy and was imagining they specialized in surgical amputation.

My Godbrother was murdered over a decade ago. We were 6 months apart and it’s so difficult not to think of the life he should’ve had.

Lunch with the Consueloses.

How has everybody forgotten Alabama?! Alabama and Mississippi are both just awful.

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Can I join you?

The people who think that should work if she wants to have benefits. Because their jobs offer them benefits and they’ve always had jobs that offer benefits and they don’t understand that there are jobs that don’t or why the people that take them have to.

Yet every time I see it I’m wondering why a feminine prefix is being used as an insult. Yes, he’s an adult male and so using the prefix reserved for young women is unexpected, but it reeks of, “***like a girl” as an insult.

I have an obviously Latina name that my father decided to spell in some stupid way. In addition to Americans just not recognizing the way it sounds, it looks ridiculous.

My last name was also a women’s first name, let’s say “Jean” at the doctor’s office

Starred but Jeffery Dean Morgan is not old-man-hot, he is distinguished-you-can-tear-my-pants-off-anytime-you-want-sexy.

Wait, electrical shocks? What?!

I use: You know how your hands hurt after wringing a towel out? Every thing in your abdomen is irritated like that. But that towel is also an organ that you can feel, wringing itself out of your body.

I get both. Constipated for two days, then period shits. It's like bowels making up for the two days prior.

Oh, God I wish that were true, but they just keep coming!

Aglet