It’s cool. We’ve all been there at some point.

I say this all the time! Although one thing mosquitoes do is spread diseases that kill humans so maybe that's their role? Keeping us in check?

Listening to the radio last night, the 5- month pregnant DJ was asking for prayers because she’s going on a birthday trip to Costa Rica. Now I have never been pregnant and don’t want to join the policing pregnant peoples’ bodies crowd, but if governments are recommending to postpone trips, losing their important…

It was “lazy trolling” because I was actually supporting you. When reading the comment as a whole rather than focusing on the part that said riding a bike to nowhere seemed odd, it was pretty clear what you meant: People are surprised that bikes and walking are valid modes of transportation, not that gyms are stupid.…

“ You’ll be over the DUI limit, which is one beer.”

It was pretty clear from your first post that's what you meant.

The one where every town in Iowa is Floral Park, NY?

This is the most comprehensive retort on this thread. It’s a shame it’s hidden so far down. I guess this is where a system like reddit would move response to the top. I have nothing to add to this conversation, just felt like you needed more than a notification saying someone recommended your post.

You can add prosthetics to make features bigger but shrinking any nose to be what MJ looked like it the 2000's is going to be a problem.

They think feminism is good for everybody and they want to be nice to women. Life in femfog is the price a man pays for women’s acceptance and approval. These are goals many straight men desire, even crave, because men want to have sex and they know that adored women are more likely to grant sexual favors.

My job now pays a majority of our health insurance premiums but only offers two weeks paid maternity leave and they let you use PTO.

I’m with the condoms. Other than that they can eat a bag of dicks.

Because the thought of one giant spider is enough

Even those of us who do vote don’t really matter. The zones are so fucked down here it really minimizes the impact we can have when choosing against the religious right. I still vote every election but they aren’t even pretending to be unbiased in the drawing of district lines.

Hey, fuck you because I’m a member of the Florida electorate (I think this is the first time I’m admitting this on here) and I will be calling my representative to say that they sure as hell don’t have my support in this bill.

Haha. I actually don’t know how to knit, my name comes from a line in Centerstage. But I love the Molly Weasley/Scarlet Letter stream of consciousness.

Why do they like you so much?

Does your voting record affect when you're called? Maybe they only select the deadbeat voters because, like you, I always vote, but no summons.

I registered in my current state 5 years ago and I still haven't been called!

Applegog?