I love my copper iud. It stops me from being pregnant and I’m hormone free.

" Nothing is ever a date. Everything is always a date. Two single people go out and do something nice together, it's a date."

Sometimes I like to randomly flop down with my tongue hanging out the side of my mouth and imagine what my chalk outline would look like if I died suddenly while folding the laundry or something.

Occasionally I follow that with slowly curling my fingers up like corpses do during rigor mortis then I quickly check out…

hold up, I just watched Whiplash. Is it crazy to think that Whiplash is my favorite movie of 2014?

I just wanted to share the quilt I made for my boyfriend's cousin. She's pregnant and I'm giving it to her at her baby shower. This is just the top, I had to send it out to be quilted because I couldn't handle it. This is the first quilt I've ever made, and I'm really proud of how it turned out.

Mimosa's and TCM. ALL DAY.

that's definitely a glass full of booze approach! Cheers!

My first solo V-Day too. It's been less than a month since the break up of my decade-long relationship. And I recently moved to a city where I know no one. I spent my day drinking and watching TV and trying to embrace the positives. One of which is being able to spend an entire day drinking and watching TV. Cheers!