And, if World War Z is to be believed, a stalwart warrior in the face of advancing zombie hordes!

...That would explain the tearing of many things, hearts included, I guess ;)

Great idea; let's start by locking up Bristol and Levi.

@aloix: Srsly, if i could have puppies/kittehs, I might consider procreation...

@Lirael: Hold on, I'm still taking notes... Scrunchie, good; banana clip, baaad...

@BrutallyHonestBabes: I'm with ya... my 'tails fall in between r*** and below average on their chart. I'd be rankled, but I'm actually excited at the thought of what kinds of powers my "stealth brains" might give me. (Secret agent!!... Nah, probably not. Getting a better deal when haggling... You bet your scrunchie!)

@Cairn Awaits MizJenkins: Ha! That was my first thought, too...

Haven't tried the Revlon but I'm a big fan of the CoverGirl version... I use color #420... It's lighter/more muted than I think would look good on me but it works. Maybe that's the trick?

@PaintedTrollop: Why would you want to confuse anyone? If they walked in on you, they'd come to the logical conclusion that you poop space heaters that smell like moonlight amber.

Yeah, add me to the list of people who thought I was going to snicker through this but actually liked it.

@MTmom: I would be shocked, just shocked, to find out that she eats lunch.

@rah29: Same here! I would've been happy with a weekend trip to Key West; Mr. IvyLeague wanted something a little more formal (although we still spent like $5k, which seemed like a lot at the time but which I know isn't a lot in wedding terms).

@cand86: I think the point was more about kids having to do chores, not a women-stay-in-the-kitchen riff.

@LouWhoo: Good thing it wasn't a ladybug costume, and even better that she didn't make out with some dude and then not sleep with him. Gawker'd be all over that.

@badwendy: Oh, just the prospect of that made me giggle... hilarious!

@blameitonrio is gettin advanzed edumakashun!: The LA Times says his girlfriend is also an actor in the porn industry.

@mustlovebooknerd: He also said he'd contracted herpes. If he had a lesion that had either just presented or hadn't totally healed yet, that's certainly a conduit for infection.

@kityglitr: Wait... more information, please: How do you physically not shit for two weeks? Do you not eat? Stick a cork in it? (OK, I'm kidding... but I really am curious.)

@AllTheWay_Mae: Zing!

@mrsjakeryan: Or John Travolta and Kelly Preston? OK, maybe minus the scientology part...