@TheWorstMugger: Despite the many flavors of nonmonogamy, I think the key to making them run smoothly is really good communication between all parties involved. That said, I hate advice that says, "Have good communication." Like, no shit. Let's talk about some of the details: 1. Do not attempt to renegotiate the…
IvyLeagueMetalhead
ivyleaguemetalhead-old
Found the missing lynx!
@joneser: Not to be outdone, Ke$ha announced that she's replacing all of her lingerie with ferrets.
@jsteele26: Cotton is one of the most water-intensive crops to produce, though, and growing it often means diverting a badly-needed water supply from a population center. My solution? Go commando!
$10 says the powder was sent by someone in the Palin camp to fan the conspiracy flames. And I'll pay up in mini cupcakes... on toothpicks, if you like.
No Robin Hood and Maid Marian in my mind will ever measure up to the Disney foxes... Mind you, this is coming from a woman who wore her actual wedding dress for a zombie walk, so I'm not exactly a starry-eyed romantic.
@Rare Affinity: Stainless steel CBRs all the way! Just looking at the ones with gems in them makes my skin crawl... I don't even want to imagine the ickiness taking up residence there.
@whats_in_a_name: If you do, I'll confess that I engage in self-poundcake.
@LCKitten: I'm trying to dig up some old BLS stats on manufacturing jobs, and now instead I'm imagining myself as a sur-otter-gate mom!
@Lumilintu: But even if spanking isn't hard/sustained enough to constitute abuse, I don't think that gives you carte blanche to use it. I still remember — two decades later — my dad giving me a whack on the ass while I was cleaning up a glass of milk I'd spilled that he hadn't thought I was cleaning up fast enough. I…
@chatterbox: The Smoking Gun outed him a little while ago.
@jfwlucy: Seconded on the charcoal gray and suit options... I prefer pants to skirts, since even conservative pencil skirts feel a little va-va-voomy to me.
@ChaiLatte: Bored-bitch-face is my go-to expression when walking through rough neighborhoods.
@mustard_ampersand: Focus on finding people who do get what you're going through and get support from them. (Don't be afraid to outright ask for said support!) When I was in my teens, a bad birth-control prescription made me a batshit, suicidal mess, and my parents' take was that I "wanted" to be miserable and I felt…
It wasn't Halloween, but here's my friend and I as a zombie bride and bridesmaid for a zombie walk we did in the spring. And yes, that is my wedding dress!
I'm going as Bret Michaels. Mr. IvyLeague is gonna be a Rock of Love lady. I can't wait.
@blameitonrio is a judgmental, privileged, entitled asshole: Poughkeepsie, my Bumpit. She's from a podunk town on the other side of the river called Marlboro. Maybe the Matron/Midget of Marlboro just didn't have that same ring to it.
@Black Rebel Telecomic Club: You forgot the Iron Chef appearance, JChow, and the CNBC segment, JDow.
@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: Just stay away from the App Store, or your boobs will be rendered pixelated to comply with Apple's policies.