Gaahh!! I had JUST managed to put True Blood out of my mind and now this comes along! Mr. IvyLeague and I are addicts... We had a season finale viewing party last fall — our place was decked out with cattails, rusty lanterns and even an alligator head! (And the pralines and red velvet cupcakes were a hit if I do say…

@A Small Turnip: I'm going to skip the meds and just bake a PUDC.

@sayah: NOM.

@Alys Brangwin can't stop the beat: Angel food cake made with commercial boxed mixes has a weird aftertaste... From-scratch angel food is ethereal...

@Bhangb3b3: And it's a great way to get one more day out of a blowout.

@jemandtheholograms: Guess they need somebody to focus the camera...

@jemandtheholograms: I don't know what the UK laws are, but I think in the US it's legal for a licensed aesthetician to administer injectable cosmetics.

@fluxus flucker: Who the hell is going to raise all the children left behind when their mothers are imprisoned?

I planned to say something witty, but all I've got is: Want. That. Puppeh.

ZOMG wild kitteh!! This is the perfect antidote to a day spent painting.

Shoot. Well, I don't have any kids, so I guess that makes me a damaged-by-UPS package with the wrapping torn off and one corner smushed.

@PaintedTrollop: What would it sing?? "Somethin' to Believe In," maybe?

@SaturdaysChild: My childhood church welcomed a child molester back from jail with open arms. The impact on victim(s) was simply never addressed.

Late to the party, Jez! This ad's been bugging the crap out of me for weeks.

I showed the photo mockup to the Mr. and he said, "Eh, there must be a string attached."

@Vulcan Has No Moon: Yeah, tried that. I have been hushed by my MIL and (early on in this charade of happy-familyness) my husband, as well. MIL told me to keep quiet about it as finding out would just "kill" creepo's wife... and besides, she said, "He does that to all of us." Grrr...

Deep dark secret between me and my Jezzies (pinky-swear you'll keep it between us?): My husband has an uncle who's on his way out (combination of cancer and mini-strokes — it's a matter of time) and I'm looking forward to it. This uncle is the family ass-grabber... He's copped a feel on me more times than I can count,…

@PaigeTurner: I keep wondering what these things are that "real women" won't do. It's bizarre.

@madeofawesome: You joke, but that's the argument behind burkas. Sad state of affairs.

@NefariousNewt: Sent my donation to Doctors Without Borders.