To be fair, they were being sued at the time by a patent troll. Going to market with it could have resulted in massive penalties.

Does the White House counsel know he may have just implied that damn near every man on earth (himself and his boss included) has been abusive to women? 

Thank you SO much for turning this adorable news negative. I was afraid we might be able to just enjoy it.

Just because it’s legal, doesn’t mean it isn’t creepy.  

Nobody decided it was a baby picture of Lisa and that Maggie wears her hand-me-downs?

Okay even if this is bait I can’t stay silent. WTF, are you kidding? Ignoring the fact that due to the sheer amount of crap happening over there, they might not even have the staff that’s needed for it and Kyoto itself isn’t doing to good, this was clearly done out of respect to those affected, today probably isn’t…

It’s not a novel! It is a play! They are not the same things! I will shout this from the rooftops! 

I don’t think this woman realizes that all this “wonderful” behavior she is praising Larry Nassar for is exactly the same behavior that every sexual predator uses to groom their victims.

Everything I’ve read about people who have JUST seen the play is glowing. Everything I’ve read about people who have JUST read the play is scathing.

Grandpa, go back to bed or you aren’t getting any tapioca or medicine tonight.

WELL YOU SEE SINCE THE WORD “PUDDLE” STARTS WITH THE LETTER “P” LIKE THE WORD “PENIS” AND THE WORD FLOOR STARTS WITH THE LETTER “F” LIKE “FEMINISM” THIS IS CLEARLY THE RESULT OF AN SJW CONSPIRACY

Hey, Pence.

Wait. If a woman's only job is to give birth to baby boys, then how would the world repopulate itself after the regular handmaids die off? Guy needs to learn sex ed. 

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

I want to say something shallow, stupid, and sarcastic that I’m sure I would think was funny and that will probably include the word “Millennial” but no. This is just sad and tragic.

Ah sorry I missed that. Glad he fixed it. Thought Luke was just being a smartass in response. Sorry to be a dick!

thanks!

Men shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to accept that the woman may get an abortion.