Cat = pussy. If someone grabs a button on her coat, they grab a ... actually, I never knew Kellyanne had a sense of humor!!

Yeah, the orange shitgibbon said when he looks into the mirror, a 35-year-old looks back ... hahahahahaha!

Might be eight WEEKS. Like anyone else with a low IQ, he gets mad when he doesn’t understand something. When he gets angry enough, he’ll just blow off his B.S. part-time president job.

If he assumes the office of president MY cell phone is going into the Niagara River!!

I’d do her.

I know ... I wonder if the “Christian lady” who wrote the essay, was paid for writing it! If so, she set herself up to burn in hell, that is, if she has a husband or children! Yikes.

Obviously Chip & Joanna got their teeth capped, or re-tiled or something, when they started to have a few bucks coming in. Their teeth look too big & are blue-white in color like bathroom tile. Also, I’m over Joanna’s love affair with farm sinks in every fucking kitchen. I do enjoy the show otherwise!

Peanut butter. I’m in my 60s & I will never, ever give it up.

Yes, Melania contributed $2,000 to Hillary Clinton’s campaign in October 2006.

When someone says they’re a Christian I figure it’s code for “I’m better than you.” And why is this crazy so concerned with Taylor Swift’s vagina anyway?

Great article! I’m in my 60s & still have trouble with a tendency to be a pushover. Eventually I realized it was a reaction to the way my mother treated me. Any time there was a dispute between someone else and myself, she’d always take the other person’s side. As you might imagine, this did very little to inspire my…

Do not call something an “issue” when it is in fact a problem.

Love that movie ... Lily Tomlin had one of the greatest lines ever. “I killed the boss. You don’t think they’re gonna fire me for that??!”

Heaving bosom. They don’t call ‘em bodice-rippers for nothing.

What’s the song in the background?! Tom Petty’s “Free Fallin’”? LOLOLOL

And yet, Amy Schumer gave herself permission to take a pic of this motherfucker? Am I missing something here?!

In the pictures I’ve seen of Melania & the Donald together, she’s giving him the side-eye.

I know, right? And my husband put J.Lo at the top of his laminated list. He has good taste.

Teresa Giudice ... now, there’s an unfortunate hairline, it’s halfway down her forehead.

Yeah, she was acting like a teenager with a crush on the captain of the football team. And she had a case of the pokies.