Yup. Forget the adorably, fully-stocked antique kitchen I found at a thrift store. No, my kid is busy with a week-old balloon animal that basically looks like a large pink condom at this point.

The one thing I've learned after 4 kids is to never spend more than 20 bucks on a toy. The excitement always wears off within a month. But what do you expect with creatures who eat crayons and spend half their time trying to take their clothes off?

Not going to lie, my holdover from my teenage Pagan phase is that I believe that the veil between the worlds of the living and dead it at its thinnest on Samhain (Halloween)....to the point that I insisted Mr. BallofStress and I have our wedding on Oct. 31st so that our deceased family members could 'attend'. So,…

I think it's sue-worthy without the race issue involved. You can't run a business like a sperm bank and go mixing vials up. Fuck them! How hard is it to match a vial sticker with a number and place it with the right people? Give me a break.

If she's suing for the funds it will take to relocate her family and keep them afloat until new jobs are found, I'll allow it. That seems like an expense that is necessary for this child's well-being that would not have been necessary but for the mixup. If she's suing for emotional distress, she can get bent.

We were moving away form the hipster neighbor hood and we had a yard sale and boy did I make bank by selling the records bought for 1$

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that those 14 yr olds are black or Hispanic.

We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…

Learn to read and it will all make sense.

This.
The other side of the coin is that you will feel less powerful.

That would explain him mixing up so many details! "One wife says this, the other says that, who can keep it straight, I ask you?"

Pathfinder is basically flawless. I am so very done with Wizards of the Coast and their conspiracy against my finances.

I'd go back to DnD, but after being devoted to Pathfinder for 2 years, it's too hard to go back, I think. It's hard to go back to DnD since Pathfinder's been what DnD was supposed to be and addressed the old complaints I had.

I'm glad it's gotten better, but it's a bit too late if you're already invested in Pathfinder.

For my second kid's birth, my epidural failed. Yep, apparently this is a thing that can happen. I had been in labor for about 12 hours and was exhausted. I got it just as things were getting intense, and was fine for about an hour. Then all of a sudden the pain came back full force, just as I was transitioning - the…

I remember the nurse gently wiping my ass for me while I screamed at my husband, "LOOK AWAY, FOR GOD'S SAKE, LOOK AWAY".

I pooped while pushing. Everyone was cool and pretended like it didn't happen.

Wait, this is pretty common knowledge right? We didn't really need an E news article to explain it. I know American sex education is shit, but come on.

You're an attorney? Seriously? I gather that means you went to college and utilised critical thinking skills.

Your endless defence of a corrupt and biased business is painful to read. This isn't about Yelp - it's about you. Think about it. All you've done is defend the indefensible because you write for it and you…

Honestly, if you put a bun in the oven, you are responsible for child support. If it can be proven that Shepherd gave her informed consent and initiated the pregnancy process as a full partner in the endeavor, then she should accept her legal responsibility as the child's guardian and the associated financial…