They could easily do a weekly home-and-home to balance the variance. They choose not too (for excitement!).

“Yup...that’s me... you’re probably wondering how I got here...” 

So, believe it or not, but I actually did this — I dislocated my shoulder and then knocked it back into place — and I can confirm that it’s staggeringly, cripplingly painful. It was almost an out-of-body experience; I vaguely wondered why someone screaming so loudly before realizing it was me. Safe to say, I couldn’t…

Could have been worse- usually when a Colombian ends up 80 kilos short, his whole family gets murdered.

Attending soccer games to own the libs!!!

This guy Rantz has a segment called ‘Rantz Rants’ doesn’t he.

Both sides are guilty.  One says Nazis are shit and the other doesn’t.  Both sides 

He died doing what he loved: writhing around on the ground screaming about being shot in the head.

Maine man blows wad at inopportune time.

Fuck this shit.

It’s sad how numb we’ve become to these school shootings

Medvedev is in a foul mood, throws a tantrum at the towel guy

Big shout out to Rolex for sponsoring the Evil Commie Villian. =)

Not just any cigarette. He’d be smoking Gauloises you uncultured swine! 

Does nobody remember the volleyball scenes from ‘Friday Night Lights’.

As long as you don’t go in to production at the same time as my soon-to-be-classic Wait, who was I supposed to throw the ball to?: The unlikely journey of Nathan Peterman.

Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story.

Fuck off, you commie scum! What’s so hard about 63,360 inches to a mile? It’s super simple to remember!

They can find his dad?

The rule book says you get two steps, but it doesn’t say if those steps expire.  He had just banked those extra steps from earlier in the game.