ivorysailor
ivorysailor
ivorysailor

As a Radio Shack manager, he can’t fix it for you...

I want to hear more about And.

Frodo wouldn’t have gotten far without And.

If only global warming would take Republicans. Seriously.

They should build ports safely away from the oceans :-/

I think one of them downloaded a song off of Napster in the first film, does that count? ;-)

You either die the Hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain...

Um.

Oh, this guy

their battle against the edisonpunks will be legendary

I agree. When I see Lyanna Mormont:

What about a really intense staring contest.

A really fast fire leading to a rapid unscheduled disassembly.

Okay, bear with me, but I have a few ideas to pitch:

I’d expect they’d have a strong enough grasp of the local conditions to provide a sterile, oxygenated lobby for any visitors that might drop by for tea.

Okay, I placed the apple in the water. When does it turn into a frappichino?

We have ways of making him talk...

I for one am glad that the man in charge of the rebellion at the moment isn’t giving the Empire a straight answer.

The Shallows with Steven Seagull is a contender for best.