That secound video and time would be an eighth mile. You’d have trap above (near?) 300mph for a sub-4s 1/4 pass. He traps at 193.

Nah, how does “Model 2" fit into S-3-X-Y?

Never play a slot machine that just paid out.

“Dunder Mifflin Chevrolet, may I help you?”

I grew up hearing them called “fig” wheels. Then there would be “deep figs” for more contact. Let me see if I have my Corolla SR picture anywhere..

There are 7 stars in the Subaru logo, you just can’t see the seventh due to the vape cloud blocking it.

Let me do a little copyediting for you on the punctuation:

Well, if nobody else is going to pluck the low-hanging fruit...

10 years ago a GMC Vandura was sent to auction by a charitable for a crime they didn’t commit. This van promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the winning buyer, it survives a #vanlife of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if…

One of the Commendatore’s most notable quirks — its periscope rearview mirror mounted above the roof of the car and visible through a small window

Martha Stewart's new pot and pans collection. 

Step 1: Retire after next season.

Show of hands, who saw the byline and just assumed it was a Bug?

Some engineer at Zero is feeling very seen and appreciated right now.

What about that moron Santa Fettucini guy in Indycar who IIRC also ran his goddamn mouth and got fired from his F2 team and now is in Indycar. Admittedly, Indycar ain’t no NASCAR, but still.

All it needed was a theme to be the world’s first DONK.

Jason Bateman: “I won!”