Mch Ado Abt Nthng

I have ideas. They’re not good ones, but I still have them.

It’s the unsavory blend of herbs.

The dealer industry should all take a field trip to an Apple store.

Whoever coded this thing obviously isn’t a fan of Chipotle...

Correct amount of Jeeps is N+ 1

If I hit the lottery jackpot, my wife would never know. She’d just wonder why a few dozen Right-Hand-Drive cars suddenly ended up in our Driveway...and front yard....and back yard.

Two cars: The XLR and the XLR-V.

Love that they cut around the “C” and probably thought, “Fuck, that took way too long, forget cutting around the others.” lol

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

I definitely feel the onus of providing for the picky kid falls to the parent, not the host, when attending a dinner party. They should bring something to serve their child that isn’t going to make more work for the host or interrupt the flow their dinner prep, like something in a container they can ask to microwave…

Ok Jalops, let’s address the elephant in the room: TIMING CHAIN GUIDES. B7 RS4s have updated metal tensioners that were not present in the earlier S4s (B6/7). In other words, let’s not comment about “OMG TIMING CHAINS AHHHHH !!” This is a total bad-ass car on the used market, especially If you want a vehicle that can…

I dunno, this is all I got. 

Used car that’s already gone top speed racing? CP, never buy someone else’s project.

Instead, Ford only gave me the ability to honk, despite my exorbitant base price of around $500,000. A car should be able to do much more than honk for that amount of money, but alas, I could only honk in protest of that notion.

So much for being grounded to the ground

Oh... my... God... Becky. Look at those wheels! They are so... big, it looks like one of those rap guys’ cars. But ya know, who understand those rap guys? They only drive them because, they need to fit more prostitutes, ‘kay? I mean, those wheels are so big. I can’t believe they are just so round, they are like out…

I want to see the AWS StatCast numbers for exit speed and launch angle.