“Call me Email." 

As if that weren’t bad enough, this poor lady finally made it to the hospital, only to discover that this was her attending medical team:

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Oh, make no mistake, it’s a stupid theory. But there is one theory that you can observe the past, just not change it...

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

Put any wheel known to human kind on that thing an it’ll still look like it was designed by the same guys who wrote the ending of Game of Thrones.

“realistically anything more than 500 HP is unusable in the real world”

So the Raiders are run by the Trump administration now?

I like to borrow a line from The Wire when thinking about situations like this, “This is Baltimore, Gentlemen. The Gods will not save you.”

I’ll never understand how F1 can call itself the pinnacle of motorsports while rally exists. I’ve never competed in either, but it seems to me rally drivers have significantly more skill than F1 drivers.

I bet the pilots were giddily requesting their ground speed readout from ATC, only to be one-upped by some asshole in an SR-71. 

There are a couple of places in this state where I’m like 90% sure that Cthulu cult activity is going on, and Kimberly is one of them. The other is Cedarburg, which somehow manages to maintain three yarn stores and a yarn museum on its entirely-too-idyllic main street in this economy. Someone is fucking a fish being…

maybe they only let the tall ones fuck and the little ones get put in the soup

It’s Wisconsin. That something in the water is beer-cheese soup.

Forget it, Jake. It’s Kimberly.

When I had to pound the fuck out of Dave in receiving just so I could get a fucking package delivered to my desk before dooms-fucking-day I had to submit to a very, very lengthy process.