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Why does Facebook have a “fake news problem” but it’s OK for Fox News to be the highest rated cable channel? Fox News reaches a higher audience than those 8.7 million fake impressions Facebook showed people during the election.

A bit early to say for sure but the pixel phones are looking pretty sweet.

In my experience, anacondas don’t want none unless they got buns, hun.

I vote for mutating choice spiders.

Couple things. One, if the Chamber Lid opened to reveal a small read-only card slot, they could make a KILLING selling $5 NES games at retail. And even smaller/indie games that have direct hardware access.

It isn’t even gizmodo anymore.... it’s basically just jezebel but with science-y things... who cares about facts and details.

Even worse then that, I'm afraid. I'm a Gawker commentator.

No.

Perhaps they can cross the street in 12 parsecs.

Strangely, the picture looks like an effort by AOL to send startup disks throughout the galaxy

Nope, instead it will install part of itself without asking. Not the whole thing, just the tip.

Holy fuck.

Looks Familiar. What could possibly go wrong?

100% percent of people who uses water, even once, end up dead.

What happens if you use steroids for the short term (say, 2 months) to build a base, and then discontinue the steroid use but continue with a weight-lifting regiment? Can you maintain those ill-gotten gains?

Where can I get them?

I bought a new TV in September. 60" Samsung plasma with a 5 year warranty at Costco for less than $750. It's a gorgeous image and does everything I need it to aka it hooks up to my A/V receiver which has my PS4 and Chromecast attached to it to handle actual gaming and streaming services. What the fuck else would I…