Way more interesting when it doesn't work.

and three consecutive words spelled correctly.

No way that shirt was the work of a 'Bama fan, it has sleeves.

You know, didn't they just do hard knocks there last year? If this was really going on as crazy as they said, wouldn't we have some B-roll of this. I mean if it is as frequent and obvious as Martin is claiming. Not saying he's wrong it's a honest question. Why has no one gone to HBO?

Safe, sane and consensual. If it's all these things, and both people are over the age of consent, what's it to you?

Is "I'm all sex positive and all, but..." the new "I'm not a racist, but..."? Cause if not, you just made it happen.

Of course it is. Everyone now in their late 20s learned as a kid that you have to know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.

Obligatory bring back NFL 2K post.