Cats are for fat people? Hm. My 118 pound self is currently sitting with my purring cat after running a half marathon this morning.

Dog people walk around with warm bags of dog shit in their pockets, at least, the responsible ones.

I raise you with

Neither is inherently better, just different. Some are cat people, some are dog people. Which a person prefers is personal preference and is irrelevant.

Cat people sit indoors watch dog owners man handle dog shit. It’s particularly funny when observed early in the morning when pissing it down with rain.

heh... the amount of people that actually walk their dogs the way they should vs. letting them out the back door or taking them 50 feet outside saying “shit, dammit, stop spinning in circles” is probably 1 in 20.