And he’s way more likable than any of the real candidates. I can get behind this. Let me know how to get involved.

Oh, oh, I know this! “What is 2004?”

You’re clearly taking way too much acetaminophen.

The Russian team’s samples from Sochi are indistinguishable from airplane bottles of Jack Daniels in every way.

It’s kind of like a calculus problem. Which infinity is bigger? I’m sure someone can answer, but it’s certainly not me.

Breathe, son.

first of all I’m not a basketball player I’m a singer lol

Don’t do it. My knees ache just from hearing it.

Four bros. Four pepper mills. One unforgettable night.

Jeez, what a shit show. Sleazy sleazy sleazy. Glad you’re dating a real human being who is funny and, one assumes, kind.

Me too. I’m crouched to flee, just in case.

The least-known of Roosevelt’s Five Freedoms: the freedom from social obligations.

League matches, but you knew that.

+4

Wow. Now I know more about migraines-with-auras than I did previously. Damn.

Whaaaaaaaa?

Ok, Francesco Totti’s Splendiferous Hair, I’m gonna have to take your word on that.

Danish guy picks up his tee. Spanish dude leaves his driver. Priorities, Denmark!

The video editors at MLB.com have a lot of explaining to do. And manual labor.

Who’s askin’?