That is one of the all-time best commercials, it has stuck with me for (how many years? 15?). I credit that commercial with my otherwise inexplicable sentimental fondness for Snickers bars.

I hope the Seahawks draft a backup player who is willing to change his last name to “Fan” and wear the #12.

If you want to make money dancing, dance ballet

The 69ers are also being penetrated by the two people standing up and high-fiving each other, either anally or vaginally, depending on gender and preference.

Seriously. I grew up a Seahawks fan and I live in Seattle and I STILL enjoyed seeing those fans’ disappointment during the first half on Sunday. Not to say I didn’t also enjoy the Seahawks making the game at least a little bit interesting during the 2nd.

I went into the grays just to make sure someone else heard what I heard. Thanks for validating my lived experience.

It’s not primarily the position players that lead to a result — it’s the men in the trenches. Give some credit to the man’s testicles, please.

I just saw it in true IMAX 3D. I had never seen a 3D movie of any kind before. Holy Mary Mother of God, the first 20 minutes broke my brain. I was so glad I had seen it before because I think I wouldn’t have recovered if that had been my first viewing.

“These people couldn’t tell you the ingredients of a...”

If he’s eating German Christmas bread on that bike, he’s not winning any triathlons. Maybe that’s where some of the $50k went, though.

“Need to start buying guns like my brother.”

Wow, that’s good. At first I was like, ha ha ha, and then I was all, awww that’s depressingly accurate.

I haven’t been paying attention. Is his hair a Trump tribute? (A Trumpbute?)

+1 Alabama National Guardsman

Insult to injury.

Insult to injury.

Jeez, Clark! Read all those responses from people who rightfully mock you for asking an honest question to learn more about something you didn’t know, like an adult might. You should feel mighty silly for engaging openly with a community of people who are likely to have the information you’re looking for. For shame!…

Dominion is a great game for 2, and has excellent replayability. Smaller games for only 2 players I have enjoyed include Lost Cities and Kahuna.

Dominion is a great game for 2, and has excellent replayability. Smaller games for only 2 players I have enjoyed…

His teammate might not have objected to the message on his undershirt, but the way he revealed it. FIFA rules (iirc) state that it’s ok to lift your shirt up to expose your torso, but never to remove your shirt or to lift it over your head or face. You might wonder, what’s the dif, but them’s the rules.

Very true. But, counterpoint: I like the snugness of freshly-laundered jeans on my hips. So I wash them for that.

It was xxiv-xxi, wasn’t it?