I second that.

Nothing wrong with a little turkey on the side tho.

That’s only because in the USA we siphon those fans off onto the NFL. We have just as many per-capita violent, clannish, homicidal maniacs as anyone, and I defy you to claim otherwise.

No more so than fans of other sports. Or people with non-sports interests. Or, you know, people.

Uh huh. Those of us who read the article got this from the following passage:

“How would you rank the different types of national anthems at sporting events?”

I think this is rather a question for Drew in re: his response to Aaron.

“Oh no, what is it, a hippopotamus?”

It’s a THREE-WAY TIE.

It’s not at all easy to write about a sport if you’ve never played it, let alone with an existential need to attract internet eyeballs and also while sounding like a human being. If this is the best prose Billy Haisley ever writes in his life, he will be perfectly happy.

Me too. Also, he moved the Superbowl to February which is stupid.

Or, choose whatever kind of knot you want. Even a well-tied double windsor is, for my taste, a bit clunky and thick.

DAAAAAMN

Also: the fan base. Such a turnoff. But let’s keep the NFL accessible because I don’t want those fuckups getting involved in anything I actually enjoy.

NEVER FORGET

It’s the one on the bottom, right? That cat’s the asshole? Or is it the one on top? I’m so confused...

Angles of attack: Her right-angle gaze is observable through the corner of the eye only. It appears during conversation with somebody else and imparts her desire to be where you are instead of where she is.

Sure, there’s a major obsession with simultaneous climax — but holy shit when that timing’s right it’s a whole ‘nother world.

Hey, you don’t get my condolences. I have to live in Seattle with a bunch of the worst (THE WORST) fans in sports. At least they self-identify with bumper stickers and “12” jerseys. No condolences for you.

This is EXACTLY why I made it to the comments. Hunger Games: won by a cute soft little thing, who is partly clueless and is totally getting used but who has a penchant for firing an arrow right through the bulls-eye at exactly the right moment to defeat the evil dictator who rules this post-apocalyptic east coast…